Monday, June 19, 2023

Subpar Parks: America’s Most Extraordinary National Parks & Their Least Impressed Visitors by Amber Share




Reviewed by Kristin

The title expresses it well. Unbelievably, some tourists are not impressed by the Grand Canyon. One star review here: “A hole. A very, very large hole.” Well, if that doesn’t impress you, buddy, I’m not sure what will. Amber Share covers dozens of funny and underwhelming reviews about locations in the United States National Park Service (NPS). It’s surprising how many people complain about the lack of WiFi and cell signal when they are in the middle of nature.

The NPS was established over a century ago in 1916 and became responsible for the management of federal lands already being protected under the presidential leadership of President Woodrow Wilson. Since that time, the NPS has grown to include more than 420 parks, recreation areas, seashores, rivers, and much more. The land mass included is over 84 million acres. These areas are of enormous national and cultural significance. Wouldn’t you think that most people appreciate that? Not everyone. Not even close.

Denali National Park in Alaska was established in 1980. The mountain lending its name to the park had a previous name: Mount McKinley (no thanks to President William McKinley, who never visited) but the peak was officially returned to its Native name by the state of Alaska in 1975 before the formation of the park. The park encompasses six million acres with an abundance of flora and fauna, but one reviewer tagged it a “barren wasteland of tundra.” Takes all kinds, I guess.

Moving on to warmer climes, Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park features the very volcanoes which formed the Hawaiian islands. Beautiful and rare plants fill the park, as well as sea turtles and many bird species. Unfortunately, one reviewer was extremely upset by the fact that they “didn’t even get to touch lava.” Ouch.

In my home state of Indiana, Hoosiers are pretty much impressed by anything that interrupts the monotony of cornfields. Okay, that might be a personal opinion, but as a teenager I was always excited to go to the kettle hole lakes dotting the landscape of northern Indiana, formed by glaciers about 14,000 years ago. Going all the way up to Lake Michigan to Indiana Dunes (established as a national park in 2019) was even better. Being in the heartland of the U.S., crashing waves and rolling dunes felt like the ocean. One recent visitor to the new park had the rather negative comment that the “dunes are not that high.”

Author Share expresses her love for the parks, as well as her love of art. She makes a career as an artist and illustrator, and was inspired by these subpar reviews to make funny social media posts including her artwork. Fortunately, the project caught the attention of other national park fans, as well as rangers and other employees of the parks. This online project turned into this book, currently available on Tennessee READS as an ebook.

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