Friday, May 16, 2025

How to Buy a Planet by D.A. Holdsworth

 



Reviewed by Kristin

 

“The Earth has been sold. What could possibly go wrong?

Have you checked out some of the gems in Tennessee READS that might not make it into print form in our library? Here is one such first-in-series treasure that I enjoyed immensely.

Toby is just a guy who needs a new place to live. In London, near the present day, Toby answers an ad for a flat-share. While trying to find this potential roommate “Dave” at a pub, all the screens in the world begin to broadcast an alert: “IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DOWNING STREET AT 12 PM GMT, 1 PM BST – MAKE SURE YOU ARE NEAR A TELEVISION OR WIRELESS – DO NOT BE ALARMED…”

Of course, the world is alarmed.

The world countries have become so ridiculously in debt to each other that no one is sure what currency holds what value or who will ever collect on the debts. If only there was someone who could bail us out like a governmental entity bailing out a bank…

Enter the Za-Nakarians. With their cute little planet-buying representative sloshing about in his wheelie bin, they are here to help humanity with our money woes and find a nice hospitable vacation spot for themselves. In the meantime, Toby is thrown together with his potential roommates (Dave quickly known as “Paranoid Dave”) and becomes intensely invested in trying to save the earth from the side effects of becoming a pleasure planet for aliens.

Published in 2020 with references to the pandemic and a world in chaos, this was a very entertaining romp through what could come from making deals with extraterrestrial beings, or from our own climate-negligent human actions. This was D.A. Holdsworth’s debut novel, but he next published a prequel entitled The Zoo of Intelligent Animals which gives a little history of some of the other characters in How to Buy a Planet.

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