Occasionally we discover that patrons have shared opinions on
a book. Here are some of the ones that
have turned up in the last few months:
Dead of Jericho by Colin Dexter came back
from a visit to another library with a note that said, “Thank you for keeping
these ‘old’ books. I enjoyed it! Your Inter-Library Loan patron”
We were a bit confused by the review of The Sherbrooke
Bride by Catherine Coulter which read, “Good but scandaless.” We weren’t
sure if the writer meant “scandalous” or if she were hoping for scandal and
didn’t get it.
A very polite patron included his review on an index card
tucked into a copy of Colson Whitehead’s Zone One: “Mundane is
right! I’m on page 193 and nothing has
happened. I keep plowing thru the
convoluted and unnecessarily verbose prose, hoping to get to the spot where
‘things start to go wrong.’” He then
provides a quotation, “… he concocted the thin broth of the silhouette from
this despair over the death of connection” and adds, “Huh??”
James Patterson’s Mistress had briefer reviews but a
diverse group.
“Same ole thing.”
“Good overall, but somewhat boring at times.”
“Loved it!!”
“Rambling! Boring!”
G. A. McKeviett’s Murder Most Grave attracted a trio of
unimpressed reviews:
“Middle school level”
“Silly” and right below, “I agree!”
Last Call by Tim Powers has the dubious
honor of being dubbed “Worst Book ever!” by an anonymous reviewer.
Beyond the Blue Mountains by Jean Plaidy had the comment:
“Stupid”
Another patron took the trouble to reply, “Not stupid at all Victoria
Holt and [Philippa] Carr style last ¼ [presumably means last quarter of the
book] author played with different style storytelling.” (Note: author Eleanor Hibbert
wrote under all three names, Plaidy, Holt, and Carr.)
Finally, Fresh From the Country by Miss Read came back
with this notation: “Nostalgic—very
readable, but modern teens would be bored stiff. I would suggest these for
older home-schooled children, or for history buffs.” As a fan of Miss Read, I tried not to take
offense. I was cheered by reviews on another of her books, Village
Centenary:
“The very best of story tellers is Miss Read.”
“I enjoyed this book and may of the others Miss Read has written!”
“Love, especially when you’re English!!”
Finally, another patron tucked a comment written on a scrap of
paper inside the old card pocket of The Little White Horse by Elizabeth
Goudge: “Love this book” followed by
alternating hearts and exclamation points.